Stragsagvol is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring ant.

Stragsagvol created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Stragsagvol, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Stragsagvol, it will turn you into a tree.

Stragsagvol's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Stragsagvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt rats.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never talk about dark matter.