Sidyokmad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring slug.

Sidyokmad created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidyokmad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Sidyokmad, it will think nothing of it.

Sidyokmad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Sidyokmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near squirrels.

2. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not kill voles.

5. Worship no other gods but Sidyokmad.