Rullyiktad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, sapient warg.

Rullyiktad created the planet Jupiter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullyiktad, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Rullyiktad, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Rullyiktad's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Rullyiktad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.