Carlamgepspagkenmabsid Abbutpomlun is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring elephant.

Carlamgepspagkenmabsid Abbutpomlun created life three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Carlamgepspagkenmabsid Abbutpomlun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Carlamgepspagkenmabsid Abbutpomlun, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Carlamgepspagkenmabsid Abbutpomlun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Carlamgepspagkenmabsid Abbutpomlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Do not speak about turnips.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Retreat if four tapirs approach from the east.

5. Never hop near snails.