Fatsabfeb is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, irritating fish.

Fatsabfeb created parasitic wasps nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fatsabfeb, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fatsabfeb, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fatsabfeb's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Fatsabfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Never think about ultrasonics near dolphins while wearing red trousers and balancing four iron spheres on your chest.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.