Nillpasflag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate centaur.

Nillpasflag created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Nillpasflag, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Nillpasflag, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nillpasflag's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nillpasflag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Nillpasflag on top of all buildings.

2. Never feed lots of peanuts to dolphins while wearing gray dresses.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Fast once a month.