Bepdobvonmetsafmabgum is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, slow hippopotamus.

Bepdobvonmetsafmabgum created a photon seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bepdobvonmetsafmabgum, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bepdobvonmetsafmabgum, it will turn you into a rock.

Bepdobvonmetsafmabgum's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bepdobvonmetsafmabgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep eight mice in a large pit.

2. You must pray to Bepdobvonmetsafmabgum nine times a day.

3. Never write about photosynthesis.

4. Always help sick porpoises.

5. Never think about quantum field theory.