Cemhadkip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, benevolent deer.

Cemhadkip created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Cemhadkip, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cemhadkip, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Cemhadkip's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Cemhadkip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help sick foxes.

3. Hide from turquoise cats for they are unholy.

4. Always obey Cemhadkip's priests.

5. Fast once a month.