Jadjapxen is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, staggering fox.

Jadjapxen created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jadjapxen, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jadjapxen, he will refuse to believe in you.

Jadjapxen's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Jadjapxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Worship no other gods but Jadjapxen.

5. Never eat green fruit.