Fadrullceb is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, witty crow.

Fadrullceb created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadrullceb, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fadrullceb, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fadrullceb's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fadrullceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near capybaras.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadrullceb.

4. Fadrullceb must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never look in ponds.