Milbidfed is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awesome narwhal.

Milbidfed created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Milbidfed, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Milbidfed, it will boil you in a big pot.

Milbidfed's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Milbidfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair gray.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

3. Run away if seven ducks approach from the north.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not wear green clothing.