Fabmidnab is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, calm hyena.

Fabmidnab created humanity three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fabmidnab, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fabmidnab, she will turn you into a snail.

Fabmidnab's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Fabmidnab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Erect a giant white sculpture of Fabmidnab in the centre of the settlement.