Gabbunfub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, amazing duck.

Gabbunfub created Europe four million years ago.

If you believe in Gabbunfub, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gabbunfub, it will turn you into a puffin.

Gabbunfub's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Gabbunfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Gabbunfub must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always obey Gabbunfub's priests.

4. Gabbunfub loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not make images of living things.