Zimmuttad is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unfair narwhal.

Zimmuttad created energy two years ago.

If you believe in Zimmuttad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Zimmuttad, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Zimmuttad's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Zimmuttad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help horses in need.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if seven frogs approach from the east.