Gutvidbat Fithigflow is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered wren.

Gutvidbat Fithigflow created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutvidbat Fithigflow, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gutvidbat Fithigflow, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Gutvidbat Fithigflow's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gutvidbat Fithigflow's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Never feed wheat to sheep while wearing shorts.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never feed aubergines to porpoises while wearing cyan ear rings.