Dusswotlip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, generous fairy.

Dusswotlip created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Dusswotlip, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dusswotlip, it will try to impress you with trees.

Dusswotlip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Dusswotlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed coconuts to sheep while wearing corsets.

2. Always help sick squirrels.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat beans.