Yatgidleg is a god.

He takes the form of a large, humane chinchilla.

Yatgidleg created a down quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatgidleg, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yatgidleg, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Yatgidleg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Yatgidleg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into white rooms.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.