Damjigdon Rulfligfom is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, merciful wasp.

Damjigdon Rulfligfom created silver four years ago.

If you believe in Damjigdon Rulfligfom, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Damjigdon Rulfligfom, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Damjigdon Rulfligfom's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Damjigdon Rulfligfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed garlic to foxes while wearing yellow corsets.

2. Always look after injured mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

5. Never bounce near snakes.