Talhigsawyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, fast clam.

Talhigsawyatt created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talhigsawyatt, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Talhigsawyatt, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Talhigsawyatt's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Talhigsawyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. You must never eat lemons.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.