Cebgidzod is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, clever naga.

Cebgidzod created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebgidzod, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cebgidzod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cebgidzod's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Cebgidzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near foxes while wearing orange trousers.

2. Do not keep six pigs in a large pit.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never mention sheep.

5. Always look after injured shrews.