Jigvonkced is a god.

It takes the form of a large, thoughtless mongoose.

Jigvonkced created the Sol system four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jigvonkced, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Jigvonkced, it will laugh at you.

Jigvonkced's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jigvonkced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear green ear rings.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.