Ruttzodlim is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, quiet troll.

Ruttzodlim created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttzodlim, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ruttzodlim, it will refuse to believe in you.

Ruttzodlim's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Ruttzodlim's Holy Commandments

1. Ruttzodlim loves otters, so they must be respected.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never think about thermodynamics.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Respect your elders.