Arfnanflag is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, bad-tempered goat.

Arfnanflag created the universe eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arfnanflag, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Arfnanflag, he will make you grow a tail.

Arfnanflag's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Arfnanflag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured sharks.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never eat wheat.

4. Do not kill snails.

5. Do not keep eight aardvarks in a large pit.