Yak Lamtankiptab Busbosslap is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, self-confident bird.

Yak Lamtankiptab Busbosslap created energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yak Lamtankiptab Busbosslap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yak Lamtankiptab Busbosslap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Yak Lamtankiptab Busbosslap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yak Lamtankiptab Busbosslap's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Do not speak about corn.

3. Erect nine tin sculptures of Yak Lamtankiptab Busbosslap on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never chant near ants.