Xennanstik is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, staggering cobra.

Xennanstik created Asia seven million years ago.

If you believe in Xennanstik, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xennanstik, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xennanstik's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Xennanstik's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese in need.

2. Do not kill capybaras.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink water in blue rooms.