Loprapzim is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, fast jackal.

Loprapzim created the planet Saturn twelve years ago.

If you believe in Loprapzim, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Loprapzim, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Loprapzim's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Loprapzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. You must love Loprapzim.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not hurt bats.