Dotdossvin is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless butterfly.

Dotdossvin created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dotdossvin, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dotdossvin, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dotdossvin's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Dotdossvin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dotdossvin four times a day.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always look after injured ducks.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotdossvin.

5. Never think about quantum field theory near gulls while wearing magenta dresses and balancing five carbon spheres on your hands.