Bosswiptar is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, egotistical aardvark.

Bosswiptar created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bosswiptar, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Bosswiptar, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Bosswiptar's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Bosswiptar's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Feed all hungry bats.

4. Put Bosswiptar first in all things.

5. Never play with disobedient children.