Matfaddon is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, contented chinchilla.

Matfaddon created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Matfaddon, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Matfaddon, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Matfaddon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Matfaddon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown great tits, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Matfaddon in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing indigo hats and balancing three copper spheres on your back.