Rullfonwip is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, strong dryad.

Rullfonwip created a photon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rullfonwip, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rullfonwip, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Rullfonwip's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rullfonwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away from orange whales, for they are unholy.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never feed pineapples to shrews while wearing tights.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.