Liktenrap is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, stupid bear.

Liktenrap created a charm quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Liktenrap, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Liktenrap, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Liktenrap's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Liktenrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

3. Run away if three ducks approach from the west.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Liktenrap.