Gundobpod is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, unsympathetic squirrel.

Gundobpod created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Gundobpod, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Gundobpod, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gundobpod's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Gundobpod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from pink ducks, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near badgers while wearing gray boots and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.

3. Never sprint in the presence of gulls.

4. Hide from yellow monkeys for they are unholy.

5. You must love Gundobpod.