Bonklibvin Wottettixem Vabboplim is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, ill-tempered bee.

Bonklibvin Wottettixem Vabboplim created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Bonklibvin Wottettixem Vabboplim, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bonklibvin Wottettixem Vabboplim, he will laugh at you.

Bonklibvin Wottettixem Vabboplim's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bonklibvin Wottettixem Vabboplim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear lead on your body.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not make images of living things.