Hotsintit is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, merciful jaguar.

Hotsintit created the Black Eye Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hotsintit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hotsintit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Hotsintit's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Hotsintit's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. You must love Hotsintit.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.