Dotmobarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, moody dugong.

Dotmobarn created carbon eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotmobarn, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dotmobarn, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dotmobarn's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dotmobarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Do not keep eight bats in a large pit.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dotmobarn.

4. Dotmobarn loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.