Fittithud is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, moody unicorn.

Fittithud created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fittithud, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fittithud, it will remove you from existence.

Fittithud's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Fittithud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Erect four aluminium sculptures of Fittithud on top of important buildings.

3. Never wear red coats.

4. Always obey Fittithud's priests.

5. Do not shave your neck.