Nuttlarnbum Fligteenhon is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, vain parrot.

Nuttlarnbum Fligteenhon created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlarnbum Fligteenhon, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttlarnbum Fligteenhon, he will turn you into a rock.

Nuttlarnbum Fligteenhon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nuttlarnbum Fligteenhon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must love Nuttlarnbum Fligteenhon.