Nillbudzak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, idiotic duck.

Nillbudzak created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Nillbudzak, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nillbudzak, she will make you grow a tail.

Nillbudzak's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Nillbudzak's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never talk about spacetime.