Bimpodbunfot is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented spider.

Bimpodbunfot created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimpodbunfot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bimpodbunfot, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bimpodbunfot's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Bimpodbunfot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Hide from turquoise great tits for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.