Dimnakrill is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, passionate bird.

Dimnakrill created an atom two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimnakrill, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dimnakrill, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dimnakrill's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Dimnakrill's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Do not dye your hair turquoise.