Arffumhan is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, all-powerful hare.

Arffumhan created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arffumhan, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Arffumhan, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Arffumhan's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Arffumhan's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never paint your legs magenta.

3. Never wear turquoise kilts.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arffumhan.

5. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Arffumhan in the centre of the settlement.