Futrillpag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent human.

Futrillpag created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Futrillpag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Futrillpag, it will remove you from existence.

Futrillpag's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Futrillpag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Retreat if six frogs approach from the west.

3. You must never eat rice.

4. Always help mites.

5. Do not keep nine bats in a large pit.