Panglitgud is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, contented lobster.

Panglitgud created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Panglitgud, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Panglitgud, she will curse you with boils.

Panglitgud's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Panglitgud's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight snakes approach from the east.

2. Never talk about dark matter near otters while wearing indigo coats.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.