Omtlencemdabnuttin is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent goblin.

Omtlencemdabnuttin created matter nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtlencemdabnuttin, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Omtlencemdabnuttin, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Omtlencemdabnuttin's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Omtlencemdabnuttin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear violet clothing.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Hide from mauve squirrels for they are unholy.

5. Never look in ponds.