Vinsabhun is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, prudent chinchilla.

Vinsabhun created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vinsabhun, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vinsabhun, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vinsabhun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Vinsabhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Do not speak about strawberries.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Always help porpoises.