Fumrilwip Flamkardudcit is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited squid.

Fumrilwip Flamkardudcit created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumrilwip Flamkardudcit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fumrilwip Flamkardudcit, he will be very sad.

Fumrilwip Flamkardudcit's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Fumrilwip Flamkardudcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fumrilwip Flamkardudcit's name in vain.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fumrilwip Flamkardudcit.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.