Hugmotfid Loptunlatbab Hotomtweg is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, fussy alligator.

Hugmotfid Loptunlatbab Hotomtweg created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Hugmotfid Loptunlatbab Hotomtweg, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hugmotfid Loptunlatbab Hotomtweg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Hugmotfid Loptunlatbab Hotomtweg's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Hugmotfid Loptunlatbab Hotomtweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Do not take Hugmotfid Loptunlatbab Hotomtweg's name in vain.