Tipflow Minpadcab is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, merciless butterfly.

Tipflow Minpadcab created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tipflow Minpadcab, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tipflow Minpadcab, he will turn you into a worm.

Tipflow Minpadcab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Tipflow Minpadcab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Tipflow Minpadcab loves dogs, so they must be respected.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. You must never eat tomatoes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.