Nulkopmutlip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, uncaring hare.

Nulkopmutlip created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nulkopmutlip, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nulkopmutlip, she will torture you forever.

Nulkopmutlip's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Nulkopmutlip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dwarf planets.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not take Nulkopmutlip's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.