Sagbad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, tranquil hippopotamus.

Sagbad created energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagbad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sagbad, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sagbad's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Sagbad's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sagbad.

2. Sagbad must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Run away if four monkeys approach from the south.

4. Always obey Sagbad's priests.

5. Do not keep three mites in a large pit.